The Weigh-In: the results may shock you

Below are the results of the recent weigh-in of Dave and Jack.

• Dave weighed in at 17.2 pounds.

• Jack weighed in at 12.1 pounds.

Those of you who thought Dave would weigh less than 7 pounds more than Jack were correct. However, you are also probably liars, because these results are truly shocking. Jack seems to be a very light cat, or at least an average-sized cat, while The Dafe is one of the largest cats ever to grow up on the mean streets of Iowa. Look at these two cats.

To think that only 5.1 pounds separates these two cats is truly mind-boggling. Dave is still a big guy, just not quite as big as previously thought.